I feel your pain. Everything should be free. Except tobacco products, which should be £1,000,000/pack. The whole economy should be grounded on the ability of the filthy rich to smoke themselves to an early grave. And they should have to pay for their own hospital costs to boot!

How's your liver, by the way? Mine's absolutely fine, so you pay for my lungs when they pack up, and I'll pay for your liver. Oh, except you won't pay, because you're not exactly part of the economy over here, are you?

My liver's a little fatty, like the rest of me, but otherwise tickety-boo, thanks for asking.

 

I do pay private medical insurance. That way, if I ever have need of medical intervention while in the UK I don't have to put up with the NHS. We're all part of the world economy, sweets.

 

And for you, tobacco products will be a mere £1,000/pack. But only coz I like you, sugar.

Awww... That's alright, then. I don't mind being victimised so long as I get a discount at the same time.

Of course!