Fatwa

From: Sulkpot19 Jul 2005 02:18
To: ALL1 of 64
BBC.

Maybe these terrorists will have to go into hiding like Salman Rushdie.

Hang on.
From: Darren19 Jul 2005 02:27
To: Sulkpot 2 of 64
Enjoy your freedom......... WHILE YOU CAN!!!
From: JonCooper19 Jul 2005 08:38
To: Darren 3 of 64
quote:
PLANNED NEW LAWS

Outlawing "acts preparatory to terrorism", such as downloading bomb-making instructions from the internet ... and more


I've done that! - and looked up things like RICIN (I think about half the forum did) - EEKK!!
From: Darren19 Jul 2005 09:14
To: JonCooper 4 of 64
I've bought a rucksack :O
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)19 Jul 2005 10:31
To: Darren 5 of 64
From: SMD20 Jul 2005 16:29
To: Sulkpot 6 of 64

They might as well rename the organisation who made the Fatwa "Noonegivesashitwhatwesaybecausewe'remoronsists Forum" because they probably know as much about Islam as I do.

 

Granted, neither did the Iranians but they're slightly more fanatical than your average Paki cab driver.

From: Sulkpot21 Jul 2005 16:13
To: SMD 7 of 64

Excellent. I believe that today's incidents confirm that crap Islam has ushered in a new age of crap terrorism which I embrace wholeheartedly.

 

I suggest that the government openly encourage muslims to move to London, focusing especially om muslims who cannot correctly operate an egg-timer and muslims who saw the Prophet Mohammed stacking beans in Tesco with Elvis last thursday.

From: SMD21 Jul 2005 19:34
To: Sulkpot 8 of 64
That was shit, wasn't it? That was a wet fart in comparison.
From: lp22 Jul 2005 07:59
To: SMD 9 of 64
Someone on my other forum:

quote:
Scary thing is me and xxx were in some of these areas yesterday, thankgod it was only a day trip.


My reply:

quote:
OMG SOMEONE WAS IN LONDON!!¬!¬!

What are ya gonna do, avoid the place?

Every day there is a chance that someone will die somehow, that's life (well, death, but that's part of life) & some of those ways will be extraordinary.

Today, 4 bombs failed to go off & an infinite number of people didn't die in the explosions. Statistically speaking, especially considering you're a day early, the odds of still being alive are slightly in your favour.


Fair oozing with sarc, that is.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)22 Jul 2005 09:38
To: lp 10 of 64

I'm really worried about Xenophon just now.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4692039.stm

From: SMD22 Jul 2005 11:19
To: lp 11 of 64
More people died in road traffic accidents on the 7th than in the bombing, yeah?
From: SMD22 Jul 2005 11:24
To: lp 12 of 64

And now police have cordoned off a mosque and taken in sniffer dogs.

 

So let's recap - a mosque, on a Friday, entry barred, crawling with dogs.

 

:-&

From: lp22 Jul 2005 11:25
To: SMD 13 of 64
That's a stupid statistic, what does it prove?
From: lp22 Jul 2005 11:25
To: SMD 14 of 64
The law>religion, I'm afraid.
From: SMD22 Jul 2005 11:37
To: lp 15 of 64
That it was a shit attack.
From: SMD22 Jul 2005 11:40
To: lp 16 of 64
Yeah but there's tact and there's trampling all over gonads with size 14 Doc Martens.
From: lp22 Jul 2005 11:40
To: SMD 17 of 64

Uh, the IRA didn't kill anyone in Manchester, but they managed to disrupt an entire city & freak out the whole country.

 

I don't think killing is the whole aim.

From: lp22 Jul 2005 11:41
To: SMD 18 of 64

"Police surround a mosque"

 

Where the heck are you getting your news from?

From: SMD22 Jul 2005 11:43
To: lp 19 of 64

It also took them years to rebuild that shopping centre, the blasts were massive compared to the little pops.

 

I'm not disputing the aim but what I'm saying is that both attacks were lame and as you said before, you really shouldn't live in fear if the only 'terrorists' running around London are those with popping backpacks and jumping over barriers in an attempt not to attract attention.

From: SMD22 Jul 2005 11:46
To: lp 20 of 64
Live on BBC One. Well, it was live. It's not on any more.