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ZENITH portable rock crusher for construction waste
From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)
20 Aug 2017 14:12
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4 of 16
42014.4
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The Rock won't be impressed. Rock smashes rock crusher.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
20 Aug 2017 20:46
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5 of 16
42014.5
A portable rock crusher sounds fun and a great way to pick up chicks. Where can I buy one?
I don't like running.
EDITED: 20 Aug 2017 20:47 by DSMITHHFX
From: Manthorp
20 Aug 2017 21:16
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
6 of 16
42014.6
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42014.5
I'd run like a fucker if there was a ZENITH portable rock crusher chasing me.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
21 Aug 2017 14:33
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7 of 16
42014.7
I'm very sorry, but I have decided to buy the ACME.
They are having a MIDNIGHT MADNESS BOGO (buy one, get one) SALE.
"Q: What is better than a ZENITH portable rock crusher? A: TWO ACME portable rock crushers!"
EDITED: 21 Aug 2017 14:39 by DSMITHHFX
From: Manthorp
22 Aug 2017 00:52
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
8 of 16
42014.8
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42014.7
ACME trumps ZENITH every time. Good call Smiffy.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
22 Aug 2017 01:17
To: Manthorp
9 of 16
42014.9
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42014.8
Thanks to dongfang, I didn't even realize how much I needed a portable rock crusher. Now I don't have to ship rocks to another continent for crushing! The air freight was killing me!
From: Manthorp
22 Aug 2017 21:38
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
10 of 16
42014.10
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42014.9
Send me your crushed rocks. A recent televised hipster recipe for crushed avocado gravel toast has triggered a run on both. As fast as your dongfang can crush rocks, I can sell them in 100g bags at a vast profit. Particularly if they are organic.
EDITED: 22 Aug 2017 21:39 by MANTHORP
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
24 Aug 2017 01:28
To: Manthorp
11 of 16
42014.11
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42014.10
Can ya smoke 'em?
From: Manthorp
24 Aug 2017 22:11
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
12 of 16
42014.12
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42014.11
I've read references to people smoking rocks, so yeah.
From: Manthorp
24 Aug 2017 22:14
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13 of 16
42014.13
Is Dongfang a brilliant piece of marketing to western (male) technocrats? Euphemism for (large) penis with the addition of vicious incisors? A penis dentata? A literal Cock of the Rock?