Or a lie-brary? :'-D
Haha. I'm so smart. Oh, wait.
Shit.
Our notorious, crack-smoking former mayor called them "lieberries".
At the rate we post how long will it take to get to 1,000,000?
You can't afford me, baby.
:-@
I see, so you're implying that you could be paid to dress in silver spandex with a stapler blu-tak'd to your face if the price was right.
I'll start the bidding a £7.30 and a bag of monster munch.
Let's put it this way: for a colour of my choice and without any staplers or blu tak involved, you need to be in the region of £50k and a concise objective report on why only arseholes vote Tory provided by the end of the month.