1. Michael Caine will still be undead
2. Clint Eastwood will pull his pants up over his head and walk into traffic
3. Harrison Ford will attempt unsuccessfully to perform Millenium Falcon-style evasive maneouvers in a small aircraft, after some earthbound brats shine a laser pointer at him
Pretty sure number 3 already happened.
Any rules against being the cause? :>
As long as I approve of your selection I have no issues with you stacking the deck.
Who is it you want to kill?
David Hasselhoff - his head exploding after filling with too much ego.
Louis Theroux - shot after wearing a ginger wig while filming a documentary around the streets of Compton. Ginger hair is a terrible insult to those living in Compton. As it is everywhere.
Willie Nelson - Natural causes. Being altogether too awesome is natural causes, right?
Ok, so that's Charles, Philip, and I'll add the third later...
Willie Nelson - Natural causes dope, more dope, still more dope.
Straying dangerously close to losing a squillion points there with Nelson.
I know, but half of the Highway men are dead, Nelson's the elder statesman now and likley the next in line.
I remember Johnny Cash dying and that was a sad day - especially as he was doing his best work at the time.