I'd totally recommend sawing it in half. Sat out and had a beer with my neighbour earlier, wasn't at all awkward or over-familiar because we both had a separate half of sofa to sit on.
She went of her own accord.
How did it get in in the first place?
I listened to bitches tell me my site was broken while I was logged into it!
Happens to me all the time. They're always looking at them on an iPhone or IE8 in "compatabilty mode".
Is that like a scotch pun? I don't get it.