I know it's a bit home-hackery, but have you tried the Mikrotik stuff?
I'm not sure yet, tomorrow I am going to begin researching. If you have any suggestions I'd appreciate the help!
And I picked the least hurtful choice in the poll!
No - any good? Is it as simple as the Meraki kit?
Naturally, BT turned up while I was at work to do the install I cancelled the day before. (fail)
It's like a 3 Stooges episode isn't it? I presume they didn't do anything and maybe even left you one of those fancy door hanging souvenirs?
They leave you door hangers?
Lets just say that someone does. I've never actually seen them because they show up about 5 minutes after I've left!
Is that like a "we tried to deliver your parcel" thing that they leave on your door handle?
They just shit on my doorstep. (And left a card)