wear no-iron clothes. all mine are no-iron, despite what Mrs.D. thinks.
Maybe. Pretty sure I read somewhere that they folded.
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And there's a steamery thing inside to get the wrinkles out. I wonder if I'd fit in it - nj.
I particularly enjoyed the section where dog shit was massaged into the carpet with fingertips.
Are you implying that there are other ways of getting rid of it? :O
Well, so many possibilities. My natural inclination would be to spread some impermeable substance such as bitumen over the top. Failing that, the area of soiling can be completely removed with a utility knife and the underlay or board etc. sterilised by any appropriate means such as a blowlamp. Of course, for many situations the easiest option would be to simply lock the door of the affected room and abandon it.
Apparently, if you ram a couple of Miracle Slurp-eez up your dog's star asset they have enough capacity to prevent any soiling for several weeks before they need a change.
A Slurpee is a treat sold in 7-11 convenience stores, now with non-immigrant cashiers, made from shaved ice, sugar, artifical color and flavorings. Mostly sugar.