I think everybody should be allowed to have Bieber if they want.
In the hope of a collective willpower, I'm changing my vote...
Ken: either falling off a roof, chopped up by a quadcopter or electrocuted while trying to wire up the relay to his boiler.
I'm pretty sure Ken is immortal. Like Prometheus...
Long after he's ruined his body, his brain will persevere, wired to an arduino.
Who will be his Hercules?
Ken brings fire to the humans in his house using his Raspberry Pi. The feds punish him by chaining him to Katsung's roof and forcing him, using a quadcopter, to eat pork scratchings every day.
After years of trying to find a roofing company he thinks isn't connected to the feds Katsung has his roof repaired. They find Ken on the roof and Kastsung uses his worming ray to free him.
How many times have Hollywood called this evening? That plot's pure gold.