Smell it? Lick it? Inhale it? Print it out and send it to the moon on a hamster powered rocket?
The only way a hamster powered rocket is going to have enough power to get out the atmosphere is if you burn both the hamsters and their wheels. :@
Don't be silly. Hamster poo turned into some atomic powered engine fuel. You'd get a lot of energy turning a piece of poo directly into energy.
You don't have poo fusion capabilities, and poo-laden hamsters are /heavy/.
How do you know I don't have poo fusion capabilities? <covers up mysterious shiny box with sheet>
Do you really think I'm stupid enough to reveal my sources?
Tomato, brown, or some kind of hot chilli one?
Tomato, of course!
Brown is tasteless crap, and my sensitive palate can't handle chilli.
Chillies are awesome. Cheese sauce would be a problem for me now though. I seem to have an intolerance/allergy to milk :S